One Sunday Morning a pastor was preaching to his congregation in his local church, as he wnt on preaching & preaching ,one of the member of his congregation decided to go to sleep, because it was boring. So when the Pastors eye fell on this man sleeping, he decided to play a joke on him. So he asked his congregation a simple question," All those who DO NOT want to go to Hell, please stand up. The entire congregation stood up,one by one, very gently & slowly, except for this one man who was fast asleep.

The next question the Pastor asked the congregation was " All those who want to go to Heaven please SIT DOWN, as soon as he said this the entire congregation sat down with aloud thunder of noise of the chairs, only to wake up the man who was fast asleep, & force him to stand up to know what happenened? So the PASTOR looked at him and said ,So you want to go to hell?
No, No,said the man.
Then why are you standing up ? asked the Pastor
The man replied,"Well Pastor, I saw you standing up, therefore i stood up."