How do you take a day off ?, Submitted by Sudipta Sengupta
So you want a day off. Let's take a look at what you are asking for. There are 365 days per year available for work. There are 52 weeks per year in which you already have 2 days off per week, leaving 261 days available for work. Since you spend...
One day Sardarji goes to a bank, Submitted by Dinesh Poojary
One day Sardarji goes to a bank for withdrawing cash of Rs.25, 000. Lady cashier asks in Hindi. “So so ke loge?”
If Karan Johar made Taare Zameen Par..., Submitted by Sudipta Sengupta
Obvious starcast:
Shah Rukh Khan as the arts teacher (duh duh duh!!).
Aryan Khan as the dyslexic child (even if he could not act for nuts).
Rani Mukerjee as the kid’s mom (assuming Kajol is unavailable).
Abhishek Bachchanas the kid’s dad.
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Like Mother like Daughter, Submitted by Sudipta Sengupta
"I love your daughter very dearly, sir," said the young man. "I would suffer deeply if I ever caused her a moment's unhapppiness."
"You certainly would," replied the father. "That girl is her mother all over - and I should know!"
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FBI, Submitted by HARSH
The Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD), The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it.
The CIA goes in....
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